[While we find ourselves on the pro-women side of nearly any debate, we’re firmly on the pro-America side of the Atlantic Ocean, and thusly feel that it is completely appropriate to use this article as evidence that Brits (maybe just the English) don’t know how to drive/behave toward women. Also, the left side of the road? Really? Ed.]
Everyone should know how much I love BroBrobrah culture, and since we’re still in the run-up to ski season, I’m going to send you all along to DOs and DON’Ts of preseason training. Follow these and your season will be fantastic.
We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition.
Since these petitions are ignored apart from an occasional patronizing and inane political statement amounting to nothing more than a condescending pat on the head, we the signers would enjoy having the illusion of success. Since no other outcome to this process seems possible, we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.